Darth Voider

A Belgium fast food chain: Quick, is going to release limited edition Star Wars hamburgers to celebrate the 3D premiere of the Phantom Menace. In the words spoken like Yoda: "Black Bunned Burgers lead to stomach ache. Stomach ache leads to gas. Gas leads to farting. Farts to shitting." (note: I once was brought before a school board because of a similar joke about Yoda and farting, it went like you think it did.)