Toilet Ring

A couple in Montana lost a ring for 36 years, then God decided to give it back to them. God and a sledgehammer. God, a sledgehammer, and a couple of hunters. God, a sledgehammer, a couple of hunters, and a broken toilet. Again, God timed it just right so that 36 years later, just in the nick of time, they got the ring back. It was unscathed, the marriage: swirling the drain.